almost over this cold

almost almost almost

…orz…

2 days ago with 6 notes

"i’m a writer" i yell as i dive into yet another web MD article

2 days ago with 2 notes

vanguardus:

yo

George Zimmerman wasn’t actually arrested in Ferguson

National Report isn’t a real news website, it’s a satire site

also the guy that SWATTed Kootra was not sentenced to life in prison it’s National Report again

3 days ago with 12 notes via vanguardus
#unlabeled satire has a terrible effect on tumblr

tinycartridge:

Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire SteelBook edition and preorder bonuses for Europe ⊟

Though Europe gets the new ‘mons a week later than the rest of the world, if you preorder the games there, you’ll receive special SteelBook packaging, elevating you above the plastic casing plebes in other regions.

The official Nintendo UK store is throwing Primal Kyogre and Groudon figures with their respective preorders, as is retailer GAME. It looks like ShopTo is including Torchic keyrings with reservations for standard editions for the game — not sure how you get the other keyrings, but they are things that exist!

PREORDER Pokemon Omega Ruby / Alpha Sapphire, upcoming games
3 days ago with 5886 notes via talysky (source)
#primordial figures . . .

the fact that the Deleters are using all of these archaic katakana is freaking me out

like your name is so alien that i don’t know how to read it when it’s written in an phonetic Earth language they don’t even teach ヱ in school

3 days ago with 7 notes

dumb-boshie-stuff:

I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all

:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh

3 days ago with 14356 notes via azuremarcus (source)

morning =w=/

3 days ago with 5 notes

loltaku:

Journalists when they want respect, Bloggers when they want to avoid ethics.

3 days ago with 943 notes via thestrawberryasian (source)

hyliansword:

If Link can sleep for seven years and magically become hot so can I

4 days ago with 3011 notes via seekthemate (source)

I need this volume!!! Where did u order it?

Amazon.

4 days ago with 2 notes
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